Friday, December 19, 2008
IBM
I'm very hate my current job and I wishing to change to new environment like IBM. I got few friends work at there and many of them have a good comment about IBM.. Queennie is told me that don't write your expected salary too much as they won't hire you since may fresh grad out there so i got reduced rm100 of my expected. Hopefully they will hired me based on my working experiences not because of my salary. Pls wish me good luck, bro.....
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Twilight
Robert is acted well in this movie and he is damn handsome & cool with I think everyone in plu community wished him to be apart of them. His face easily to attract attention from everyone and I was dreamed while I got his face, many ppl will died in my hand hahahah. Anyway is impossible to come truth **fa bai rei mong** Previously I got one friend called Nong at my high school look a bit similar with him which he got very fair & handsome face and born in a rich family caused many bitchy dying to attract his attention meanwhile he is closed with another handsome guy hence I thought he is homo or not. This uncertainty situation been clarified after he told me he got a gf and i was asking whether he was sex with his gf or not.** So dare la** what he told me was hmmmm... my gf wanted to have it but i don't. That's will be a little ridiculous for 20th century born teenager who saying something like this hahaha Anyway I didn't go further about this issue with him. We been uncontact more than 5 years and i don't know whether he still remember me or not.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Potential employee
Employee: If the work is too tiring, I might resign.
Boss: No worries, I won't let it happen.
Employee: Do I get to rest on weekends?
Boss: Of course! That is the bottom line!
Employee: Do I have to work overtime everyday till midnight?
Boss: Impossible! Who told you that?
Employee: Can I reimburse my meals?
Boss: Absolutely, more than our competitors'.
Employee: Will there be risks of occupational death?
Boss: No! How did you come up with that idea?
Employee: Will there be annual company trips?
Boss: That is stated in our company's rules.
Employee: Do I have to be punctual?
Boss: No, it'll be according to situations.
Employee: How about salary? Will I get it on time every month?
Boss: As always!
Employee: Are all the works done by fresh graduates?
Boss: How is that possible? There are a lot of experienced colleagues before you.
Employee: If a managerial position is available, can I compete for it?
Boss: Without a doubt, it is our policy of survival.
Employee: You wouldn't be cheating me right?
The real deal after being employed (read backwards).
昨天雨这么大, 为什么你不要趁地软
Feeling
100C Steamboat, Teppanyaki &BBQ Restaurant, Niu Ze Xiu
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Interview
- What is the weather in US? I Think now is winter season What? It is wrong as now in Florida still yet to winter and you should know about that. **I think he need to hire weather reporter**
- Why you do want suggest your company to develop a new product? Sorry, this out of my function and I'm not required to do so. Why? Why? *Abang, my company got special dept to handle it la, stupid**
You want to know how many hairs in my ass hole? Both of them is going very detail and I'm really moodless to answer their questions and i think there is no chance to get this job since they are looking someone very aggressive and knowledgeable in all aspects including politic and climate as well.
Basically I do not want go for interview Kajang coz it is quite far from my home but I forced to go since I'm been promise with the recruiment agency. I was very ego during interview section since I do not wish to get this job. Project Exec is quite challenging job but in fact the company is too small for me and I do think the company willing to pay me what I'm expected. After the an hour interview section, the conclusion is you're the most suitable candidate but your expected salary out of our budget.
Me: What? I already informed the recruiment agency regards I'm expected at least 3k and have you noticed about this?
Interviewer: Ya, I know but your requirement is too high for us
Me: You cannot compared me to the fresh grad student coz i got few years working experiences.
Interviewer: How about we offered you 2.8 or 2.9k and will be few percents adjustment after confirmation.
Me: No. As you know my current salary already 2.6k and will be adjusted to 2.8k after this year so impossible for me to shift to new environment with no increment. okay?
Interviewer: Do you think your company will increased you about 200.
Me: Based on track record, 200 increment is a standard in my company. Anyway my expected is remain the same. No negotiate.
Inteviewer: Ok la, I will discuss with my boss and come back to you later.
What I found in this interview is IF YOU DO NOT HAVE BUDGET, PLS DO NOT CALL ME FOR INTERVIEW. WASTE MY VALUABLE TIME.